Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Dentist's Sputum

I was in a library with my little sister. We were sitting down on the floor and looking at some books. There was a little baby boy behind us, and he was also looking at some books. Our grandma approached us with a clear bottle in her hand. The label of the bottle said "DENTIST'S SPUTUM." It looked like it. She was very happy to see us and told us about the dentist's sputum. Pointing at her healthy black hair and the bottle of the dentist's sputum, she said that it was the sputum that made her hair so healthy. She was happy that she looked a lot younger than how old she was. She told us to use it to any body part where we want some help with. Hair, nails, chest, eyelashes..... After explaining to us about the miracle of the dentist sputum, she gave us the bottle and left us in the library.

Monday, March 23, 2009

A cigarette lighter radio

Mike and I were in a small village in Russia. We were surrounded by a huge endless field. The land was so flat and we could see miles and miles away. There we met a girl about 14 years old and a boy about 7 years old. They were both poor and didn't have any toy to play with. However, the girl had something that we'd never seen before. She had a white cigarette lighter and a set of earphones was plugged in it. When she clicked the lighter, instead of seeing a flame, she heard music. But the only music she could listen to was rock'n roll Christmas songs. She thought the music was wonderful and clicked the lighter over and over. We asked her if she had ever played any instrument. She didn't know what an instrument was. We explained her that she could play music with it. As soon as she heard us, she was very excited. Mike and I contacted neighboring villages to find someone who had any instrument and would teach her how to play it. Finally, we found one in a distant land, rented a minivan and send her off to the distant land.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Confusion

Dream 1.

Mike and I started a new job at the same company, but not in the same department. We had an orientation for new employees, and everyone was introducing themselves to each other. I had come into the orientation room a little bit before Mike did and had already finished my introduction by the time he appeared. When Mike came in, I told everyone that he was my husband. As I listened Mike introduce himself I noticed that he was using my Japanese friend's last name as his. I didn't understand why he was using that last name and asked him why. He simply said, "do you remember? we are married." But, it still did not make sense to me. If it was my maiden name, it would have made a little better sense. I told him that the name he was using was not my maiden name. In response, he said that my parents had gotten divorced right before we got married and my last name was changed. That did not convince me because my mother's maiden name was not the same as the one that Mike was using. Despite of my confusion, he kept introducing himself as Mike with my friend's last name.

Dream 2.

At my new job, my supervisor pointed out to me that I could not say the word "co-worker". She told me that my pronunciation was wrong and it made her upset every time I said it. The sound of "wo" I pronounced made her feel insulted. She made me practice to say the word over and over. Despite of the practice sessions, I did not improve. Finally, she could not take it any more and told her boss that I could not say the word "co-worker" right. I said that word in front of him and he confirmed my problem. Now they were a little disappointed and were wishing that they had not hired me.

Dream 3.

I got invited to go to dinner at my old co-worker Erin's house. She was a vegetarian and I brought some vegetarian dish to the dinner appointment. However, it was a strange dinner appointment. She was not happy when I got there and sent me back home with orange juice. Next day, she came to my place and saw the orange juice in the refrigerator. She asked me why I had her orange juice. I told her that she gave it to me the night before. She did not believe me and got angry at me. She left my place, and I was sad and confused.

Friday, March 6, 2009

A Pet Penguin

I came to work in the morning as usual, except that I was relocated to a different room. Brenna and Brian were now in the same office with me.

Brenna had a pet penguin who could converse with humans. He looked like a little Magellanic penguin and was very friendly. Brenna would bring him to work once in a while because everyone liked him very much.

The night before, I had found a very good deal on a house and told the penguin about it. He hopped and told me that it was a good deal. Again, he hopped and hopped and seemed very excited about the deal. He told me that I had to make an offer before I would lose my chance.

I felt that Brenna's penguin had an ability to foresee the future.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

A Fat Woman

March 2, 2009

I was an agent hired by some unknown person. Today, my mission was to go help a lady out of her long-term depression.

I walked into her home as if I was a frequent visitor there. She looked depressed as I expected, very quiet and with her eyes sad and droopy. She was a very large woman. She might have been 6 ft tall and very obese. Her complexion was very pale and her hair dark.

After I assessed her very briefly, I got right into my business: help her with her depression. As I remembered what my boss told me, I told her that she needed to go swimming because swimming would help her relax and feel better about herself. She nodded convincingly. She thought it was a good idea, too.

We packed her swimming suit and towel and headed for a swimming pool in a gym. As I was driving I knew my mission would be difficult; and someone was trying to murder her. I was supposed to follow the protocol exactly as I was instructed before I got to her house. There was someone who was watching her. I cannot leave her alone, even one second.

Now she was in the swimming pool, swimming peacefully. I watched her carefully, making sure that she is still alive.

The end of the dream.


March 3, 2009

I had three pairs of contact lenses. They were all clean and new.

I wore one pair. Everything looked clear and great. All of sudden, I could not see. my vision was all cloudy and fogged. I knew there was something in front of me, but I did not know what it was. I saw something through my fogged vision. What was it?

I thought it was my contact lenses that gave me the blur vision. I put a new pair on. Again, everything was clear, and then, I could not see when I came to the same spot where I could not see before I changed the contact lenses. I turned my head and looked back in the direction I came from. Everything looked normal. Just normal. Again, I turned my head and looked forward. Nothing but blur.

I put on my last pair of contacts. Again, it was the same thing. What was it that I could not see?

The end of the dream.