bowling ball belly

My belly is so big. I am about to go into labor. Wait. The sign of labor hasn't come yet. I have to wait until my belly stiffens like a really hard bowling ball.

Now I feel my belly rock-hard. It feels heavy. It really feels like my belly is a bowling bowl and it is dropping its position further down every second. It's really heavy and tight. I think I am really close to having this baby...